If you’re single, you probably already know how hard it can be to meet people. In fact, sometimes just striking up a conversation with someone is intimidating and feels impossible. Fortunately, that’s where pickup lines come in. Pickup lines have a reputation for being cheesy, and we certainly aren’t denying that they are.
However, when you use funny pickup lines, you can often make someone laugh, which then opens the door to conversation, and who knows what could develop from there? Whether you want to try out these lines yourself- and we hope you do- or just laugh at them, here are some funny pickup lines you just have to try.
Give the “Magician Maneuver” a Try
This one is one of our favorite funny pickup lines. You simply say to the person you’re interested in, “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.” Yes, this pickup line is ridiculously cheesy. It also doesn’t make that much sense when you think about it. But, this line isn’t for thinking about. It’s for using and for making someone crack a smile. The line works well because, not only is it funny, but it’s also non-offensive and even compliments the other person’s looks in the process. Talk about a win-win.
Call Someone Hot with this Line
Some funny pickup lines are also risky because they require the other person to actually be willing to interact with you in order to be successful. That is the case with this pickup line. To deliver this bad boy, you simply go up to someone and say, “I’m glad I’m wearing gloves.”
If you’re lucky, the other person will respond, “Why?” instead of just staring you down like you’re crazy. That’s your cue to say, “Because you’re too hot to handle.”
We understand delivering this pickup line can be a little scary, but if it works out, it’s sure to get a laugh. Plus, like the magician pickup line, it allows you to compliment the person you’re interested in, and who doesn’t like a good compliment?
Go “Geek Chic” with this Line
If you really want to garner some laughter with your pickup line, try this one: “Hi, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?” This joke is funny, especially if you’re a Mac person. Hopefully, the person you’re using the line on will at least get the joke. The key to delivering this fun pickup line is to make it clear that you’re kidding. Keep it light. Otherwise, it can sound like you’re looking for nothing more than just a fling.
Use the “Cupid Called” Line
“So and so” called jokes are always funny. Who knew they could also be turned into clever pickup lines? One of the best “called” pickup lines is, “Cupid called. He said to tell you he needs my heart back.” This line is cheesy and funny, but it’s also super cute and sweet. In fact, if a girl’s heart doesn’t melt a little bit when you try it on her, then she’s probably not a girl you want to pick up anyway.
Try a Patriotic Pickup Line
If you want to show your love for America and your interest in a girl, this pickup line can do both at the same time. Here’s how it goes: “On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?” This pickup line is a gem because, not only is it funny, but it also asks a question, which is always a great way to engage someone in conversation. Plus, it shows that you’re clever. You might not have made the lineup, but she doesn’t have to know that.
If All Else Fails, Try this Pun
Everyone loves a good pun, so it makes sense one would work in a pickup line. Try this one on for size: “Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?” While you can wait for an answer to the first part of the pickup line, you can also speed through both to make sure the pun doesn’t get lost in the waiting. As you can see, there are all kinds of great, funny pickup lines you can use on someone you’re interested in. Of course, a simple “Hello” works just fine too, but these are much more fun.
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